You May Be Severely Middle-Aged IF...

...IF you can't decide if your (natural) hair color is gray or white.
...IF your grandnieces or grandnephews just started preschool.
...IF the President of the United States is more than ten years your junior.
...IF your baby brother turns fifty next year.
...IF you are working out just what your grandchildren should call you so not to conflict with their other grandparents.
...IF two or more of your former high school students are grandparents.
...IF you not only remember when the Berlin Wall came down, you remember when it was built.
...IF you're convinced that age 70 is not old.


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